May 22, 2013 • 25,069 notes • caffeinated-zombie

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caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The feels.

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May 22, 2013

It’s not just “a widening gap in our personalities”, it’s you turning into a condescending asshole.

May 22, 2013 • 66,923 notes • at-boundary-conditions

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

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May 21, 2013 • 7 notes • noflowersgrowonit

noflowersgrowonit:

Going to see fall out boy in Pittsburgh tonight at stage AE! Is anyone else going? I’d love to meet up!

I ammmmmm do you have a car cause we can’t have backpackkkkkkks

May 21, 2013 • 7 notes • noflowersgrowonit

noflowersgrowonit:

Going to see fall out boy in Pittsburgh tonight at stage AE! Is anyone else going? I’d love to meet up!

May 21, 2013 • 9 notes • deep-tardis-blue

Who else is seeing Fall Out Boy in Pittsburg?

Meeeeee

May 21, 2013 • 13 notes • snorlaxxin

snorlaxxin:

Is anyone seeing Fall Out Boy at Stage AE on Tuesday? Can we be friends?

My friend and I are!

May 20, 2013 • 198,560 notes • policecars
policecars: Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

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May 20, 2013 • 431,780 notes • iampinkshirt

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May 20, 2013 • 83,442 notes • lindsaylohangmyself

sodamnrelatable:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

image

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May 20, 2013 • 37,012 notes • fake-mermaid

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May 20, 2013 • 211 notes • finishingahat

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May 20, 2013

I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO

I should eventually take a shower and head out to go shopping for things I’ gonna need for my trip. A combined total of 27 hours on a bus to Pittsburgh and back TOSEEFALLOUTBOY requires things

and i started my new journal and things are just interesting

May 20, 2013 • 34,180 notes • ajmortys

ajmortys:

“We Know Who Your Crush Is” - a psychological thriller for fourth graders.

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May 20, 2013 • 447,229 notes

animageofdisgrace:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

Mind=blown

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